just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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