Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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