i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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