then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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