yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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