Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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