he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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