Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Text me some of your sweat
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
