she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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