handjob tips. give me some.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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