You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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