Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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