it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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