I just cut my nipple shaving
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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