i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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