Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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