yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
