i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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