xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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