Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i out mim tonsoeep
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