umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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