yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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