i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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