Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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