she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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