sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
