I want to stick my p in your. b.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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