so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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