but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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