: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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