Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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