I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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