The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
soo... how was my night?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Randomize
