can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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