Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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