pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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