I feel like abortions should bother me more
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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