I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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