Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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