Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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