his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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