I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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