That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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