yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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