People in love make me want to vomit
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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