If that was your dad, he is hot
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
