did you get engaged???
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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