Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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