i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
