The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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